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Pay from
orbit.
Spend off-world.

AlienCard is the strangest way to spend your money anywhere in this galaxy. Apply in 60 seconds, pick your specimen, tap to pay — every swipe beams a little cash back down.

420,000+ abducted cardholders
AlienCard · Specimenlive · sighted
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Specimen
UNIDENTIFIED
Valid
FOREVER
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60s
to apply
0%
interstellar fees
5%
cashback
8
specimens
9
planets
light years
What you get

Banking, but otherworldly.

The strange little card that does everything your earthbound bank does — faster, darker, and from a great deal further away.

01 / FAST

Instant apply

From signup to your first swipe in under 60 seconds. No paperwork, no waiting room, no probing.

02 / STRANGE

Pick your specimen

Eight strange specimen designs and counting. Match your card to your homeworld, your mood, or your mutation.

03 / GALACTIC

Spend anywhere

Visa-accepted across 9 planets and 180+ countries. Tap, swipe, or pay online — strange everywhere.

04 / REWARDS

Cashback on everything

Up to 5% back on dining, travel and fuel cells. The good stuff beams value right back to you.

Pick your card

Eight strange specimens.

Same powerful card, eight lifeforms. Switch designs anytime — for free, of course.

Roswell AlienCard specimen
01
AlienCard
Roswell
Area 51 AlienCard specimen
02
AlienCard
Area 51
Mothership AlienCard specimen
03
AlienCard
Mothership
Little Green AlienCard specimen
04
AlienCard
Little Green
Abduction AlienCard specimen
05
AlienCard
Abduction
Nebula AlienCard specimen
06
AlienCard
Nebula
Probe AlienCard specimen
07
AlienCard
Probe
The Void AlienCard specimen
08
AlienCard
The Void
How it works

Three steps from beam to wallet.

01

Apply in 60s

A name, an email, a face — that's it. We do the rest while you finish your iced latte.

Step 01
02

Pick your specimen

Roswell, Mothership, Abduction, Nebula… choose the card that matches your species.

Step 02
03

Tap & vanish

Add to Apple Pay or Google Pay and beam up. Earn cashback on everything from day one.

Step 03
Little extras

Strange perks that add up.

Every AlienCard comes loaded with the kind of features your earthbound bank could never dream of. All free, all the time, no asterisks, no probing.

Apple Pay & Google Pay
0% interstellar exchange
Instant freeze in app
Round-up savings
Real-time alerts
Free virtual cards
Bills on autopilot
24/7 lifeform support
Real humans

Loved by everyone across the galaxy.

I keep paying for stuff just to look at the card. 10/10, very strange.

M
Maya L.
Brooklyn, NY

Interstellar fees are gone. Beamed through three galaxies, saved 80 light-credits.

Z
Zr'glax R.
Tau Ceti e

Switched from my earthbound bank. Never going back. Look at this glow.

A
Aiyana P.
Toronto
Questions

Short answers. no fluff.

Still curious? Our humans are around 24/7 and they actually like helping.

  • About 60 seconds, on average. We do a quick lifeform check, you pick your specimen, and we beam a virtual card to your phone instantly. The physical card arrives in a few business days.

  • AlienCard is free forever. No monthly fee, no annual fee, no interstellar exchange fees, no nonsense. The only thing we charge for is express teleport if you ask for it.

  • Anywhere Visa is accepted — that's 9 planets, 180+ countries and over 200 million merchants. Tap, swipe, online, in-app, in-orbit. Apple Pay and Google Pay work on day one.

  • Earn up to 5% back on dining, travel and fuel cells, and 1% on everything else. Cashback beams into your account at the end of every month — no points, no portals, just money.

  • Absolutely. Switch specimens anytime in the app — your virtual card updates instantly and you can order a new physical card whenever the mood strikes (first one free, the rest are $5).

  • Yes — every one. We use your chosen name on the card (no old designations), accept any species, any planet, any number of limbs, and our support team is trained to be kind. If something feels off, tell us; we'll fix it.

  • Open the app, tap freeze, breathe. We'll beam a replacement same day in most galaxies. Your virtual card keeps working in Apple Pay and Google Pay while you wait.

Apply in 60 seconds

Ready to beam up?

Get your AlienCard today. No credit check, no waiting list, no probing — just a card that finally feels out of this world.

· free forever · strange forever